Neighbor: Oh, wow, you look really good. I can tell you have been running because your face is not as fat.
I was floored. It was so offensive it was hilarious.
But then I remembered my latest DMV photo and it pretty much backed up my neighbor.
|To my credit, the man taking this was getting in my face and made me lean my head back creating the largest possible double chin in the history of my fat face.|
I don't think I have ever had a picture as bad as this one, the one I will have for the next 15 years and be used as my mug shot if I ever get kidnapped, sent to jail, or awarded a Nobel Prize.